Wednesday, July 4, 2012

FANGSPACE: VAMPIRES AND STRIPPERS



FANGSPACE: ROYAL COMPOUND PRIVATE FORUM







ROWEN GERARD HAS UPDATED HIS STATUS: Taking Pet to see MAGIC MIKE!
CHLOE VALJANA HAS COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: So excited!! Ghost and I are going tomorrow! Love me some Alex Pettyfer!! *Rawr*


KING VALJANA HAS COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: That thing turns you on? It's nothing more than a twinkfant! My thigh is bigger than both of his put together. I can't believe he is what women want these days. My God, do his parents know their fifteen year old is smoking cigarettes? Oh and Ghost? You fucking take my female to see a stripper movie and I'll be using your balls as decoration for my rearview mirror. Just a friendly FYI.
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Alex Pettyfer: Not so Magical




DANIEL WALKER HAS COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: Whoop whoop! Can't wait. Screw Alex. Sorry Chloe baby, but we like Channing Tatum. I mean look at those moves. Hot damn!!! *lick*
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Sweet baby Jesus!


GHOST HAS COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: King, it would be a pleasure if you touched my balls, but not as pleasurable as if Dan did. 

KING VALJANA COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: As much as I would love to touch your balls before ripping them off, I'll let Rowe have this one. One of these days, he really is going to rip you a new one. :D
ROWEN GERARD COMMENTED ON GHOST'S WALL: R.I.P. GHOST. "Never saw it coming."

MAGGIE UPDATED HER STATUS: Going with Nina to the Magic Mike premiere tonight. Made movie cookies off of Pinterest. Aren't they cute?



MICAH DERENGER COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS:  I guess you didn't see who else stars in your little wang dangler extravaganza.





NINA GERARD COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: ROFL, Micah! It's so bad, it's great! Vampire strippers, now there's an idea! I personally think Matt Bomber is the sexiest! Ughhh delicious! I want to play doctor!


BLAZE HAS COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: I've got the real Magic Mike and his dirty band of misfits for you. How sexy is this? HAHAHAHAHA.


KNOXTIAN MONTESEGO COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: OMG Blaze that's disgusting!  What the hell is that little one doing, searching for change between his cushions? You think that one is bad, here's a real entertainer.
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They call me the snake wrangler.






 HILL COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: Nina, if you wanted to play doctor, all you had to do was ask. I'm upstairs when you get back from your little movie.  *The REAL Thing*

NINA GERARD COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: Oh my God! *blush* I'm on my way home right after the movie! Score.

HILL COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: And that, ladies and gentlemen is how it's done. No magic required.





 GEORGE HAS COMMENTED ON MAGGIE'S STATUS: How did you know what my abs looked like? Have you been spying on me, Maggie?

MAGGIE COMMENTED ON HER STATUS: Don't flatter yourself old man. *wink wink* :P
CADENCE HIGHTOWER HAS UPDATED HIS STATUS:




NOVA MONTESEGO HAS COMMENTED ON CADENCE HIGHTOWER'S STATUS: Ghost says this is Magic Mike? I do not understand the attraction.


CADENCE HIGHTOWER HAS COMMENTED ON HIS OWN STATUS: Ghost was just being an asshole. Lol. :)







MICAH DERENGER COMMENTED ON CADENCE HIGHTOWER'S STATUS: Nah baby, just call me Magic Micah. Bwahahaha. No, but seriously, I got a few moves for ya. You, me, some tunes. I'll dazzle those pants right off
CADENCE HIGHTOWER COMMENTED ON HIS OWN STATUS: Keep saying things like that and you might just get yourself assaulted. I tell you what, nine months from now, I predict thousands of babies will be born and the name Michael will be rather popular.
ROWEN GERARD COMMENTED ON CADENCE HIGHTOWER'S STATUS: ROFL. We'll know who watched the movie come early spring!!
CHLOE VALJANA HAS UPDATED HER STATUS: Watching Dance Moms with Ghost. These girls are the future strippers of America. Magic Michelle in the making.

NINA GERARD HAS UPDATED HER STATUS: Off to the show with Maggie! Wish us luck against the mob of screaming middle aged woman!
MAGGIE UPDATED HER STATUS: Hahahaha. Night!


ROWEN GERARD COMMENTED ON MAGGIE'S STATUS: Eww, that's nasty Maggie. Thanks for the nightmares. Have fun with that?


HAHA! If you haven't seen the movie, Magic Mike was amazing!! Have a great night everybody! XOXO NIGHT TEMPEST

13 comments:

  1. *eyes Night* I saw my name in that lol.

    Funny as always! Loved it lol.

    ~M

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  2. Hello, I'll take myself some Channing Tatum anytime.

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  3. Plans are being made for me, Magic Mike, and a girlfriend for today! ROFL!

    SusanB

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  4. hahahha!
    Fangspace, awesome as ever!
    :D

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  5. Yum, Channing Tatum.(;
    Definitely seeing that with my boyfriend soon - although he doesn't understand why I'm so excited.
    :c
    Love fangspace!
    - Brandon

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  6. Ah yes, Another amazingly hot and funny Fangspace. Your wordsmithing damn near kills me sometimes. Twinkfant.... PRICELESS! Magic Mike was good but it needed more nekid dancing and less yappy, yappy. Hm, an idea has come to mind. I say we give YOU their budget and let you make Magic Mike Night style. Thank you so much for another wonderful story. Also, background is just full of badassery! Tootles... Off to scracth lottery tickets now that I have a plan on how to spend my winnings.

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  7. Lmao @ Fangspace as always :D And sooooooooooooo jealous of all you who've seen Magic Mike already, it doesn't open here in the UK for another week *sob*

    Mo x

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  8. Another hysterical Fangspace - as ALWAYS!! Love the new background...

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  9. Night, I had to come back and tell you that the rivalry between Ghost and Rowe over Dan in fangspace is awesome. I love the way Rowe threatens Ghost, but then FS always leaves me rofl.

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  10. I can't stop laughing! I didn't want to see that movie, because I really do not find Tatum attractive in the least. I really don't get it. I do, however, find Matt Bomer unbelievably gorgeous, so...

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  11. Ha! Ha! That was so funny, and I love this playfull side of Ghost!
    Kym
    P.s. love the new colors for the blog!

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  12. Was that the first vamp fangbook..i mean facebook updates? ha
    I liked that. I like seeing the pics and seeing which ones fit the image I had of the characters in my mind and which ones don't. Cute stuff.

    The Quickie was great. I have to say, in the beginning I was reading cuz it was you but I wasn't sure about the idea of these droids and a human. But the interesting fact that it was this 'father' of the technology and the story she gave behind it, I am a bit intrigued. Look forward to more.
    Cannd

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    1. LOL Fangspace is what came to my mind and I just noticed that you named it that. I now know what it's like to be on the same wavelength with you for two seconds lol. Ok, back to my normal imagination.

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