FANGSPACE: VAMPIRES AND STRIPPERS

FANGSPACE: ROYAL COMPOUND PRIVATE FORUM

ROWEN GERARD HAS UPDATED HIS STATUS: Taking Pet to see MAGIC MIKE!

CHLOE VALJANA HAS COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: So excited!! Ghost and I are going tomorrow! Love me some Alex Pettyfer!! *Rawr*

KING VALJANA HAS COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: That thing turns you on? It's nothing more than a twinkfant! My thigh is bigger than both of his put together. I can't believe he is what women want these days. My God, do his parents know their fifteen year old is smoking cigarettes? Oh and Ghost? You fucking take my female to see a stripper movie and I'll be using your balls as decoration for my rearview mirror. Just a friendly FYI.

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Alex Pettyfer: Not so Magical

DANIEL WALKER HAS COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: Whoop whoop! Can't wait. Screw Alex. Sorry Chloe baby, but we like Channing Tatum. I mean look at those moves. Hot damn!!! *lick*

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Sweet baby Jesus!

GHOST HAS COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: King, it would be a pleasure if you touched my balls, but not as pleasurable as if Dan did. 

KING VALJANA COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: As much as I would love to touch your balls before ripping them off, I'll let Rowe have this one. One of these days, he really is going to rip you a new one. :D

ROWEN GERARD COMMENTED ON GHOST'S WALL: R.I.P. GHOST. "Never saw it coming."

MAGGIE UPDATED HER STATUS: Going with Nina to the Magic Mike premiere tonight. Made movie cookies off of Pinterest. Aren't they cute?

MICAH DERENGER COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS:  I guess you didn't see who else stars in your little wang dangler extravaganza.

NINA GERARD COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: ROFL, Micah! It's so bad, it's great! Vampire strippers, now there's an idea! I personally think Matt Bomber is the sexiest! Ughhh delicious! I want to play doctor!

BLAZE HAS COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: I've got the real Magic Mike and his dirty band of misfits for you. How sexy is this? HAHAHAHAHA.

KNOXTIAN MONTESEGO COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: OMG Blaze that's disgusting!  What the hell is that little one doing, searching for change between his cushions? You think that one is bad, here's a real entertainer.
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They call me the snake wrangler.

 HILL COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: Nina, if you wanted to play doctor, all you had to do was ask. I'm upstairs when you get back from your little movie.  *The REAL Thing*

NINA GERARD COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: Oh my God! *blush* I'm on my way home right after the movie! Score.

HILL COMMENTED ON ROWEN GERARD'S STATUS: And that, ladies and gentlemen is how it's done. No magic required.

 GEORGE HAS COMMENTED ON MAGGIE'S STATUS: How did you know what my abs looked like? Have you been spying on me, Maggie?

MAGGIE COMMENTED ON HER STATUS: Don't flatter yourself old man. *wink wink* :P

CADENCE HIGHTOWER HAS UPDATED HIS STATUS:

NOVA MONTESEGO HAS COMMENTED ON CADENCE HIGHTOWER'S STATUS: Ghost says this is Magic Mike? I do not understand the attraction.

CADENCE HIGHTOWER HAS COMMENTED ON HIS OWN STATUS: Ghost was just being an asshole. Lol. :)

MICAH DERENGER COMMENTED ON CADENCE HIGHTOWER'S STATUS: Nah baby, just call me Magic Micah. Bwahahaha. No, but seriously, I got a few moves for ya. You, me, some tunes. I'll dazzle those pants right off

CADENCE HIGHTOWER COMMENTED ON HIS OWN STATUS: Keep saying things like that and you might just get yourself assaulted. I tell you what, nine months from now, I predict thousands of babies will be born and the name Michael will be rather popular.

ROWEN GERARD COMMENTED ON CADENCE HIGHTOWER'S STATUS: ROFL. We'll know who watched the movie come early spring!!

CHLOE VALJANA HAS UPDATED HER STATUS: Watching Dance Moms with Ghost. These girls are the future strippers of America. Magic Michelle in the making.

NINA GERARD HAS UPDATED HER STATUS: Off to the show with Maggie! Wish us luck against the mob of screaming middle aged woman!

MAGGIE UPDATED HER STATUS: Hahahaha. Night!

ROWEN GERARD COMMENTED ON MAGGIE'S STATUS: Eww, that's nasty Maggie. Thanks for the nightmares. Have fun with that?

HAHA! If you haven't seen the movie, Magic Mike was amazing!! Have a great night everybody! XOXO NIGHT TEMPEST